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Limba română e una extrem de bogată in cuvinte si expresii. Iar cand vine vorba de înjurături, nu mai exista niciun dubiu... nu multe popoare au un vocabular la fel de variat ca al nostru. In rândul adolescenţilor, din zece cuvinte pronuntate, gasim minim una sau două prostii/injurături.
Iată un mic dictionar explicativ al înjurăturilor româneşti, pe înţelesul tuturor vorbitorilor limbii engleze de pe mapamond. Citiţi şi vă minunaţi!



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• nenorocitule: Motherfucker sau "without luck"
• lăbar, labagiu: a person that masturbates himself ("jerk-off", British "wanker")
• curvă: prostitute also "târfă", "parașută", "putoare", "haimana", "muistă" (mostly used to denote prostitutes that agree to have oral sex as well), "bagaboantă"
• pulă, pulet, ceatârnă, flaut cu gușă,cârjă, sofica, cimpoi cu fluier, saxofon cu gâlci, bastârcă, mătărângă, flaut cu greutăţi, şerpalău, miel bălos, cârnat, cabanos cu capul gros, flafut, caras cu barbă, salam bărbos, al 3-lea picior (the third leg), cârjă, unealtă, carabină, mortul cu muci la nas, şarpele cu un singur ochi(the snake with a single eye): dick, penis
• lindic: clitoris ('clitoris' is also used in regular language), coming from the latin landīca
• bulangiu, fundaş, poponar, poponaut, găozar: Male homosexual, roughly the equivalent of "fag". Bulangiu is also used for a man who doesn't want to do something that the one who calls him as such thinks he should do (roughly equivalent to "dork", "dick", "hater")
• cur, popou, ochiul maro, gaoaza: ass
• muie: blowjob, oral sex("muie" comes from "muian" which is an old Romanian word for "face" still used in some rural areas although "faţă" is now used the most.

• a suge pula: one of the most commonly used Romanian profanities, it literally means "you suck cock," generally used to mean "blow me"
• ce pula mea?: literally "What my dick," equivalent to "what the fuck" in English. Expresses a state of confusion, frustration, uncertainty. It is also used in place of simply "ce" as a strong intensifier (as in "de ce pula mea," meaning "why the fuck")
• îţi dau la muie: another way of saying "I fuck your mouth"
• du-te-n pizda mă-tii: "Go back into your mother's pussy" (literal translation); formal meaning: "Go fuck your mother".
• du-te-n pula mea: "Go inside my dick" (literal transaltion;); formal meaning: "Fuck off".
• futu-ţi mortii mă-tii: literally "fuck your mother's dead relatives"
• la dracu: (to) the devil (from the latin "draco" meaning devil); equivalent to "damn!", "(be) damned!"
• du-te dracu' : "go to hell!", literally "go to the devil"; also "du-te dracului"
• nu mă mai fute (la cap, la melodie): don't fuck with me
• să-mi fac schiuri din crucea mătii: highly offensive, (litterally "to make skies from your mother's grave cross")
• a o pune, a şi-o trage: to have sexual intercourse (literally "to pull it," with "it," as above, being the penis)
• a arăta muie: showing the middle finger pointing upwards roughly equivalent to "flipping the bird" in English